Disclaimer: This is a parody of the OG Jeff the Killer creepypasta and My Immortal. I write better than this, I SWEAR.
Excerpt from a local newspaper:
Murders in Bluebell Park have increased over the last three weeks, police report. Few leads have been reported, but a young boy states that he saw a suspicious happening in the park the night before the latest body was discovered.
”I had a bad dream and woke up in the middle of the night,” says the boy. “It was too bright. I thought I saw something outside my window. And my window looks right out at the park. I don’t know what made me do it, but I looked out… and I saw someone staring out there, looking back. These weren’t regular eyes; they were bright, glowing eyes. Like rings of flashing color and… just plain out terrified me. And I saw him digging. Like he was digging under a tree, and he looked at me and he knew that I saw him and I don’t know what I’m going to do but I think he might come back for me.”
Investigators were not able to corroborate the sighting of mysterious person, but they did discover that the tree the boy pointed out was the same one where the body had been found.
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Hi my name is Gary Stu and I have long ebony black hair with purple blue pink A COLORFUL STREAK IN IT and EYES THAT MATCH and a lot of people tell me I look like Gerard Lee (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to him but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I’m a werewolf I have pale white skin. I’m also a half-demon prince, and I went to magic academy in Boston where I’m in twelfth grade (I’m seventeen). I’m a serial killer (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Cold Subject and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a gray long-sleeved shirt under a black t-shirt and my black and white striped fingerless gloves and black jeans and knee-high Converse boots with rainbow laces and matching suspenders (but not like, worn the right way, because I’m not a nerd). I was wearing all my bracelets but I don’t wear makeup. I was walking outside of the mall. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
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