Memento Forest

100% Edible Packing Peanuts! Tastes just like the real deal!

MONCH bar! With extra iron shavings in it now!

The snack that screams right back! ~Fish heads!~

Squid Ribbons! These are so chewy, you're probably better off knitting with them than eating them...

Pizza chips-- but in a disappointing turn, these don't really taste like pizza

Coffee chips! In a concerning turn, these taste exactly like coffee.

'The Loudest Chips You've Ever Heard'. 100 dB or more, or your money back! These are my favorite!

Sandy Candy. This is just ... aquarium sand. Is this even edible?

Pirate Puffs: Oops! All the Boring Bits

Coca-chocolate? Or cocoa-chocolate? Because one of those things is way different from the other... I'm down for it!

Is this gum or an eraser? Both!

Mint: Tastes like the bottom of grandma's purse

Surströmming. WHY?!???!?!?

Beef? jerky. Definitely not people.

Low Chomp: Sad Grey Flavor. No further comments.

Juice Box: Nostalgia Flavor! Tastes just like my childhood. And everyone else's, somehow.

Concerningly Lukewarm Lemonade. Don't think too hard about it.

Ah, nothing beats the refreshing taste of 'Spite'!

Bagged Water

Speed Dial Energy! They haven't caused a heart attack in a month-- that's a new record!

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