OH MY GODDDDDDD 30/04██
So long story short, I was looking online for something that would reasonably make Yoshinori want to peel his eyes out of his face (completely justified reasons), and I just half-remembered some Spookynoodle fic I read when I was twelve (R E A D. Not wrote. I have some self respect).
Anyway it was totally cringe and like, the worst thing ever, so I thought it was only right that I inflict the rest of it on you. I found it archived on some old page. It's the worrrrrrrst lol.
Anyway it's called "Your Eternal"
CLICK HERE BUT BRACE YOURSELVES LMAO DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU
EXPLORING AN ABANDONED FAST FOOD RESTAURANT 22/04/20██
There used to be a fast food place on the outskirts of the city. It went by Wilbert Morning's Jungle Diner and I think it's a knockoff of some American chain.
I remember going there with my dad way back when, for someone's birthday party. They have a bunch of animatronics: a crocodile, a frog, a turtle, and a chameleon. All reptiles, so that's neat. Plus I think the owner ran around in some kind of mouse costume, like we were supposed to take pity on him or something. Whatever, he always gave me the creeps.
Anyway, apparently a bunch of kids vanished there. Like, four or five. And because of the shitty reputation, the owner sold the place, and it's just been sitting there rotting ever since. Not like anyone wants to by the property, not with it being so out of the way and having such a bad reputation.
Ugh, is it bad to say I kinda miss it? They had, like, really good hamburgers despite it being a dumb kids restaurant.
My dad used to threaten me when I got in trouble. That he'd take me back there and let the guy in a mouse costume chase me around. Wouldn't have put it past him, either. He probably would've been happy just to chuck me in the ball pit and drive off. Bastard.
Hey, is that where I got the fear of rats?
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT 20/04/20██
God, can you imagine having to go through a boring old wikipedia knockoff for all your scary stuff? Hell nah! And that's why I'm here, bringing you only the most kickass supernatural shenanigans that Magnolia City has on offer.
Yeah, yeah, if you want all the old shit, that's all still here (or in the links up top. You have eyes. Use 'em), but why would you want that? This is so much cooler. Definitely. Like, ugh, seriously, get with the times.